Kanaya Maryam or Jaden Smith?

Kanaya Maryam is a character from the popular webcomic, Homestuck. Jaden Smith is a rapper and actor known for his tweets. Kanaya and Jaden both speak in uppercase, making their quotes nearly indistinguishable.

Can you tell the difference between Kanaya Maryam and Jaden Smith's quotes? Don't feel bad if you score low - they speak very, very similarly! Have fun, and good luck!

Created by: Kan Maryam

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. Trees Are Never Sad Look At Them Every Once In Awhile Theyre Quite Beautiful
  2. Am I Being Accused Of Falling Prey To The Human Dysfunction Of Amorous Inclination
  3. You Must Not Know Fashion
  4. I Hope It Doesnt Take For Me To Die For You To See What I Do For You
  5. The Providence Of This Antagonism Ninja Vice Grip Pinching Your Larynx Has Already Begun To Supply My Purpose With Fruit
  6. You Know What I Dont Think Even I Really Understand What I Just Said So Nevermind
  7. Anyone Born On This Planet Should Have A Planetary Citizenship Enabling Them To Freely Explore Their Home
  8. I Have Been Cloaked In A Mood Of Perpetual Anticipation For Some Time
  9. If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth
  10. Its Better To Have Unrehearsed Conversations Even If The Subject Matter Is Awkward
  11. People Tell Me To Smile I Tell Them The Lack Of Emotion In My Face Doesnt Mean Im Unhappy
  12. Say Hi To Me For Myself
  13. What Is The Definition Of "Light"?
  14. Still Baffled By What Would Conceivably Cause Such A Crisis In Awesomeness
  15. I Have A Good Reason To Believe Magic Is Real
  16. I Watch Twilight Every Night
  17. Jealousy Just Reassures Your Love
  18. The Nature Of The Afterlife Is Probably Very Old Fashioned
  19. Dangerous People Can Be Really Important
  20. You Should Try Not To Be So Quick To Dismiss The Sincerity Of Peoples Emotions
  21. Either Im Sleeping Or Im Dead Which Is It
  22. Pay Attention To The Numbers In Your Life They Are Vastly Important
  23. I Didnt Even Realize How Sarcastic I Was Being Its Starting To Become A Problem I Think
  24. The Sky Is Purple
  25. Maybe At This Point I Should Clarify This Is All A Big Joke

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