How Unpleasant are You?

There are many unpleasant people, but few true douchebags. Douchebaggery is, after all, quite exceptional. What is a douchebag? Well, it could be you. Take the quiz and discover your true nature! Or, just take it despite already knowing your true nature.

Are YOU a douchebag? Do you have the douchebaggery to qualify for that prestigious title? Until now you could only wonder. But thanks to this great quiz, in just a few moments you may or may not find out!

Created by: E Lunatic

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Our "When Will I Die" Quiz?

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. Do you:
  2. When speaking to someone, do you generally:
  3. Are you a moron?
  4. Let's say you're walking down the street and someone grabs your hat and runs off with it. Do you:
  5. What do you think of the Catcher in the Rye?
  6. Let's say you inherit an elevator. What sort of elevator music will you put in it?
  7. Would you describe your face as:
  8. Let's say you're a dictator of a moderately large Latin American nation and have strong support from the military. Will you end up:
  9. Let's say a registered pedophile moves in next door. Are you more likely to:
  10. Did you steal the kiszka?

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Quiz topic: How Unpleasant am I?