How Much Creamer Do You Put In Your Coffee?

So, you think you are above everyone else just because you drink black coffee and don't gag? You think that are standing up to the haters by unashamedly drinking coffee-flavored creamer?
Well, I've got news for you! This isn't really about how much creamer you put in, it is about how far you have to go before you can drink black coffee. You get it? Okie dokie!