How German are you?
It has come to my attention that there are quite a few impostors running around calling themselves "German" when they are really nothing of the sort. Even among people from Germany, some are more distinctly German than others. Note: This test is chock full of offensive stereotypes. If you are easily offended, please steer clear.
How German are you? Are you a wannabe German? An honorary German? A true German? Too German for your own good? Grab a beer, crank up the techno music, and take the quiz to find out!