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How can you cope in random situations?

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I hope that you are good at coping with random situations, because in this world, you never know what might happen, and a lot can, and, will happen. See how good you actually are in this, ahem, witty, quiz.

I hope that you are good at coping with random situations, because in this world, you never know what might happen, and a lot can, and, will happen. See how good you actually are in this, ahem, witty, quiz. Geddit now?

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You walk into a shop and there is a reindeer there, buying a shoe. What do you do?
- Suggest he gets three more, to fit all his feet.
- Ask him politely to take off his BCFC scarf.
- Ask if they know Santa
- Tell him where to stick his cane he's carrying
- Go "OMG a REINDEER!"
- Merely accept it's a hallucinaton
A guy comes up to you and asks the time. You...
- Tell him the time
- Ask him to look at his watch on his left wrist
- Hold his hand
- Laugh in his face at his wonky nose.
- Ask: "What is this 'time' you speak of?"
- Ask if he knows Santa
You are stuck in a lift with an attractive man/woman. You...
- Try to fix the lift
- Complain bitterly that you are stuck with this idiot
- Take their gloves off and blow your nose on them
- Flirt with them.
- Crack a bad joke.
- Ask if they know Santa
Heather is sitting on you. You...
- Point out that there's a burger van nearby.
- Brandish a pin and pop her.
- Suggest she kindly gets off
- Die a long and painful death
- Say that Jacob is naked next door.
- Insult her about her weight for hours.
You have been gouged in the eye with a spoon. You...
- Suggest that they remove the spoon.
- Call 999 and get an ambulance
- Poke them with a fork
- Die a short and painful death
- Become a circus act, cashing in on your problem.
- Go onto a health forum to see if someone else has the same problem
A turtle is crossing a road, and you are in a car, approaching it. You...
- Wait for the turtle to cross.
- Use your turtle zapper to get rid of it.
- Run it over
- Get out the car, run to the bus stop 100m ahead and catch the bus for one stop.
You find an elf. You...
- Go to a brothel and pimp it.
- Laugh at it's ears
- Kill it with a yoghurt pot.
- Ask if he knows Santa
- Ask if he's related to Ashley Ford?
- Enter it into a beauty contest
You are offered a chair. You
- Take it
- Tell them where to stick it.
You find a mysterious box on the floor. You...
- See if it fits in your mouth.
- Juggle it with some nearby rocks
- Open it
- Give it to your elf
- Say "OMG A REIND... BOX"
- Cry over the milk you spilled at breakfast
You are given a cake. You...
- See if it fits in your mouth.
- Have your cake and eat it.
- Ignore the cake, and stare at the nearest drainpipe in awe.
- Think of lyrics to your latest song
- Take your shirt of because it itches, still holding the cake
- See which genetilia you have

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