How bad do you need to pee?

Do you need to pee? (if not, go away 'till you do) Do you like the sensation? Do you think we're all nuts? Will you be able to hang on?

How bad do YOU need to go? Can you stay dry 'till the end? A challenge many can't meet! Can you?

Created by: Bobo

  1. Before we get down to business, some background. Are you a wetter/desperation fan?
  2. Now, before we start the activities (oh yes, you're going to have to do things for this quiz!), right now, how bad would you call your need to pee?
  3. Now, Activity one. Spread your legs and push down on your stomach. Stay this way as long as you can. What happened?
  4. You have had __ to drink since the last time you peed?
  5. Activity two. Stand up. Put your feet about a foot apart. Now, stre-e-etch! Reach up toward the ceiling. Don't hunch over! Work really, really hard at it. Okay. Now, you felt what?
  6. These next few questions will ask you what you would do in the given scenarios. First one: You're hiking in the woods and are dying to pee- but obviously it's the woods so no toilets are around. You know you can't make it to a bathroom, so you try to go behind a bush. No such luck! You're zipper's stuck tight; when you yank on it, it breaks off in your hand and you discover thread tangled in the zipper's teeth. There's no way, short of a chainsaw, that you're getting those jeans off. What now?
  7. Second scenario: Car trip! You passed the last restroom on the way to the middle of nowhere a while ago, and now you have to pee something awful. You're out in the country, so the roads are all fenced in by corn- no way of pulling over. The car's super-clean, not a container to pee in anywhere. You..
  8. Enough of the scenarios. How about another activity? Activity three: find old pair of panties, ones that you don't care about throwing away. Lock yourself in bathroom. Put on underwear. Sit on toilet. Run finger under tap. Turn on shower. Relax everything. Try to start peeing, but then catch yourself right before you do. How'd that go?
  9. You near any running water? Turn it on full-force, and do the stretching thing again. Now, describe how you feel.
  10. What do you suppose would happen if you sneezed really violently right now?
  11. For one split second, PUSH HARD. No, stop thinking about it! Do it! Now STOP! What happened?

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