It was my privilege.
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Thread Topic: It was my privilege.
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So go on a date with a girl. I take her to a nice restaurant. She orders a shrimp cocktail and several drinks. We ask for the check and the waiter places the check in front of me, not in front of her and not in the middle of the table.
A look of horror comes across the girl's face.
I reach for the check and place my credit card inside.
She begins to tremble. Tears well up in her eyes.
I can tell she is paralyzed by fear at the oppression she is experiencing.
I chauvinistically place the check with my credit card on the table in front of me, daring her to do something about it. The power of my oppression of this woman surges through my body as I lean back in my seat and stare directly at her.
She is shaking with fright, the oppression strangling her voice away.
The waiter returns to take the check away. All is lost to her now.
Men at other tables begin to stand up and clap.
Women all over the restaurant begin to shriek and cry.
I feel my erect penis lift the tablecloth in front of me.
I ask my date, "Did you enjoy your dinner?"
"Y-yes... thank you", she says behind a mask of tears.
I lean forward, a devious, patriarchal smile spreading across my face. And I tell her, "It was my privilege." -
Wrong forum. Go die.
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Actually Tongue, I just read over it and it looks more like a satire over feminism's obsession with "rape culture".
Which I guess would be kinda relevant. -
What did I just read
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This is just stupid. I know very few women who feel "oppressed" when someone buys them food.
I get it was a joke, too, but it was a dumb joke. -
No comment.
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It's satire to make fun of radfems. Gosh. I count as a feminist and I thought it was funny.
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Honestly I'm a little shocked. I've written stuff like this before as satire and was met with a friendly chortle and a couple remarks.
And yet now everyone is borderline vicious. -
From what I've seen appa doesn't really find any vaguely rude joke funny....
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The only part I found funny was "my erect penis lifted the table cloth in front of me", simply because it is a terrible line. Honestly this just made my brain feel raped.
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I understand the idea, just the joke itself was dumb. Like I get how it's funny to make fun of people who overdo feminism (or any political concept really), but this specific instance just wasn't that good.
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I liked it. Can you go and get me a gourmet meal and pay for it??? (That would be awesome!!!!!)
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zacsav NewbiePersonally, I ROFLed all over the place reading this.
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