OHMYGAWD
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Thread Topic: OHMYGAWD
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Yerp.
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Hi0.0
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plus, it'd only slow me down. and give me away when I'm trying to hide xD
hiya blacky -
Hello, Blacky.
I know right? x3 -
Sup chicks?:3
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@Mandy Awesome! :D You're getting so old. . . xD
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I be talking to mah friendies on Skype, you?
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nothing..just trying to stay awake and stopping my hand from shaking :3 you?
when I first posted this on here, people where all like 'omg, that poor baby' 'blah blah blah blah' xD -
Anna: 13 IS NOT OLD!! XD
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Nm chillin
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Kit: I would've been laughing at them and their poor survival skillz. xD
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@Blacky: kool
xD me too. 'only the best shall survive' >:D
'Dormitory'rearranged is 'Dirty Room' -
Blacky: Sweet.
Kit: HELL YUS. >:D -
On The First Day
On the first day, God created the dog and said:
'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes
in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty
years.'
The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten
years and I'll give you back the other ten?'
So God agreed
On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll
give you a twenty-year life span.'
The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty
long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said:
'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer
under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's
family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'
The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for
sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said:
'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you
twenty years.'
But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my
twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back,
and the ten, the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'
'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'
So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and
enjoy ourselves.. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to
support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to
entertain the grandchildren.. And for the last ten years we sit on
the front porch and bark at everyone..
Life has now been explained to you.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing
it as a public service. -
@Mandy Eh.
Hi Blacky.
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