The Best Roasts
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Thread Topic: The Best Roasts
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What are your best roasts and comebacks? -
I’ve got tons, considering my brother and I have an annual burn war.
It’s really spectacular. -
Let's hear 'em.
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Honestly, just cheerfully saying "Thanks, you too!" may work.
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ur mom so gat that she's almost as gay as ur other mom
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Omg I love it
You’re so fat you created your own gravitational force
(Ik everyone has one, just making it sound better;) -
(To someone’s who’s mean)
Eat makeup, then you’ll be pretty inside too -
You know, if people consider you normal, I think I'd rather be weird.
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(for people who say I'm rubber you're glue what goes on me sticks on you)
Ya know, I think you'd be better as glue because then people you're friends with would actually stick with you -
(Just silence. Utter silence whilst you look at them disappointedly.)
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Who said you’re ugly? Oh wait- the whole world did
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*snorts loudly* I love this thread.))
People always say to "Be yourself", but you're clearly an exception. -
dude I need these
I never have roasts that I can use lol
I can never think of any until two days after it's too late -
Did I just roast you?
Yes, I did. -
I don't know how I'm coming up with these roasts but I am :D))
A roast I heard: Oh I'm sorry, you must have confused me with someone like you.
Story time! This person said something like "It's a fact, you're dumb" and I used this comeback against them. They never replied.
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