The Best Roasts
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Thread Topic: The Best Roasts
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      I love it.
 
 Someone: The earth is flat.
 You: replace ‘earth’ with ‘brain’
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      After someone gets roasted))
 
 Do you want some ice for that burn?
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      Someone: I’m so cool!
 You: Not after I just roasted you!
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      Person: But you suck
 Me: on you
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      Someone: I’m famous
 You: For being an idiot?
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      I didn't make this one btw))
 
 Person: You're going down.
 You: In history!
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      Someone: You’re super weird
 You: How unoriginal *pat their shoulder with a disapproving look and walk away*
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      (that just feels like the walk of shame)
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      Person: you're weird and creepy
 Me: maybe you should tell that to your stalker, oh wait, you aren't popular enough to have one
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      Someone: Youre ugly
 
 Me: Exuse me do I look like a mirror to you? Quit talking to yourself
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      My sister: Ava/Draco you're a pleb!
 Me: I know you are but what am I.
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      The ultimate comeback in history ^
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      Kayley/Acid ( my sister ): You are a psycho, sis!
 Me: I'll take that as a compliment. Thanks Acid!*flings my long brown hair in her face*
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