The Best Roasts
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Thread Topic: The Best Roasts
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"I'd slap you, but I don't want to get the "I'm a brat" disease. It must be contagious because everyone around you has it."
Dude...what did I just come up with? -
Story time before, because otherwise you may not understand.
One time I heard some people talking, and I said something to them. "No one asked your opinion," they said.
"No one asked your opinion on what I can or can't do."
No response. -
Sydney
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I heard a psychological trick: Tell them they have something in their teeth. They'll obsess about it and probably close their mouth. If they don't, tell them it's really big.
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"This is an A and B conversation. So C your way out."
"Kinda hard for there to be an A and a B, but no C. So in other words, you need me."
Again, no response. -
(Someone calls you bigheaded)
"Oh, thank you for the compliment!"
They just stare at you confused.
"You just called me both smart and pretty." -
Literally treat every insult they throw at you as a compliment.
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Well, it's proven that people with big foreheads are smarter. And people with bigger heads are considered pretty.
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(someone says: did i ask?)
I say: did i ask for you to comment? or, did i ask for your opinion, or did i ask if i asked? -
"Pfft. I have as much class as a school does."
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Someone: “You’re ugly.”
You: “That makes us twins!” -
Sorry, I thought it was Halloween when I saw your face
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That last one tho -
XD
Someone: Why are you so rude?
You: I was copying you. -
And then...
Someone: No one likes a copycat.
You: Well no one likes a brat and here you are.
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