This is Ashton's mother.
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Thread Topic: This is Ashton's mother.
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Sorry I'm late. Anyways, in response to your answer, that's very tragic indeed. May God grant him the wisdom he needs to live.
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It's alright, SG. Thank you.
I'm just going to type everything he wrote. -
I'm not that good at spelling, i'm not from Europe.. Why do seagals fly over the sea, because if they flew over the bea they'd be beagals... I'm not sure if i spelled it correctly..
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No problem, Ash's mother.
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Question, what name did Ashton go by prior to coming out as transgender? Not sure who's being talked about, just want to be clear.
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These aren't really funny but any joke, whether its funny or not will help. REALLY, it will.
:When is a door not a door? When it is ajar
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with!
How does Hitler tie his shoesies? With little Nazis!!
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The bartender takes a look at them and yells "We don't serve pieces of string! Get out!" So they leave defeated and sit down on the curb outside. One of the pieces of string is so distraught over the incident that he starts dragging one end of himself along the sidewalk. Then he starts tying himself into a knot. He picks himself up and walks back into the bar. The bartender looks over and yells "Hey I thought I told you we don't serve pieces of string! Are you a piece of string?" To which he replied, "No, I'm a frayed knot"
What does a nosey pepper do?
Gets JALAPEO BUSINESS!
Two sailors are at sea. One says: "that sure is a lot of water out there!"
The other replies: "Yeah! And that's just the top of it!"
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey.
Why was the mushroom invited to the party?
Because he was a fungi.
How do you make a Kleenex tissue dance? -Put a li'l boogie in it.
What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?
"No thanks, I'm stuffed."
Little Billy was always sucking his thumb, even though he was already 5 years old. His mother tried everything to stop him from doing it, but nothing worked. Eventually she said "If you don't stop sucking your thumb, you'll get fatter and fatter and fatter until you burst!" Little Billy was terrified of the thought of exploding so he firmly kept his hand in his pocket. One day, Little Billy and his mother were out shopping when they met a heavily-pregnant woman. Before his mother could say anything, Little Billy said to the pregnant woman "I know what you've been doing!"
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He just couldn't see himself doing it
Diana likes the interactive trick where you hold onto your wristwatch (only works if you're wearing one!), completely hiding it with your opposite hand and then put the highest hand (the one whose wrist has the wristwatch) just under your chin.
You should be making a kind of -shape with your arms at this point.
Attract someone's attention, preferably a friend. Make wide eyes to attract their inner child. Encourage rapt but silent attention.
Say "Watch..." with rising intonation.
Say "Watch..." a couple more times, gently building tension. Raise your arms a little each time so they're drawn in. Hopefully by now their inner child is expecting a massive pay-off.
Release and reveal your wristwatch with the holding hand and point directly at the watch with that hand. Keep the wristwatch arm steady.
There will be puzzlement.
Say "Watch!", because that's what you're pointing at.
Await the groan.
The server gives him his ice cream and says "that'll be $6.50". The Dalai Lama gives them a $10 bill and the server says "Have a nice day" and walks away.
The Dalai Lama looks at the server and says "what about my change?"
...The server responds "Change comes from within
Three guys go up onto a cliff. The first guy drops a pencil down the cliff. The second guy drops a rock down the cliff. The third guy drops a bomb down the cliff.
Afterwards, the three guys walk down the cliff. The first guy sees a little girl crying. He goes up to the girl and says, "Little girl, little girl, why are you crying?" She replies, "A pencil hit my head."
The second guy sees a little boy crying. He runs up to the little boy and says, "Little boy, little boy, why are you crying?" The boy replies, "A rock hit my head."
The third guy sees an old lady laughing. He goes up to the old lady and says, "Old lady, old lady, why are you laughing?" She replies, "When I farted, my house blew up."
Corny, yeah some of them are but it'll help make him snap out of his coma earlier. -
( These are separate jokes when there's a lengthy gap in between...)
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@ GroupOfRebels Go away idiot.
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I'm very sorry for all of the trouble I have caused you. My desire to die has only grown stronger and stronger. I'm tired of being beaten down, thrown against the wall, and being physically and verbally harassed.
All I am is a piece of mental s--- that doesn't deserve to live and be "normal". I wasn't born to be that way. I wasn't supposed to be born at all. I'm the product of an abusive family that hated me for everything I was. They hated me for being who I am, and that's why I can't be myself around half of the people I see.
All people do is judge, and it's not fair. Life isn't fair. Life is living hell from my perspective. I have scars that can't be healed, and call me an overdramatic brat all you want. Life is full of grudges and struggles, and you just can't get over it sometimes.
The statistics?
41% of transgender youth attempt or commit suicide, and it'll only rise if we continue being treated like this. We all breathe, eat, sleep, and do everything else like a normal human being, so why can't we be treated like one? Bullying is unnecessary because all it spreads is hate. It needs to stop, or the percentage will only rise.
Let me just say that I have had a few nice moments in my life. I found this stupid website full of amazing people. There were a few people there that just put a huge smile on my face, and one of those people are Care. They are so caring, loving, supportive, and accepting. They're a great listener. We need more people like that in the world, but no. It's not like that. The world is full of judgemental people that have to criticize you for everything you are.
Why did I choose to overdose, you ask? -
^ That's the letter.
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Ashton is female to male. His birth name is Ashly.
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Shan: It's not their fault. There are some ways it couldn't be real. I don't believe it to much either. But. If it is true, I wish and I hope very much that he will make it through, but it's only if he want's to wake up.
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These aren't really funny but any joke, whether its funny or not will help. REALLY, it will.
:When is a door not a door? When it is ajar
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with!
How does Hitler tie his shoesies? With little Nazis!!
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The bartender takes a look at them and yells "We don't serve pieces of string! Get out!" So they leave defeated and sit down on the curb outside. One of the pieces of string is so distraught over the incident that he starts dragging one end of himself along the sidewalk. Then he starts tying himself into a knot. He picks himself up and walks back into the bar. The bartender looks over and yells "Hey I thought I told you we don't serve pieces of string! Are you a piece of string?" To which he replied, "No, I'm a frayed knot"
What does a nosey pepper do?
Gets JALAPEO BUSINESS!
Two sailors are at sea. One says: "that sure is a lot of water out there!"
The other replies: "Yeah! And that's just the top of it!"
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey.
Why was the mushroom invited to the party?
Because he was a fungi.
How do you make a Kleenex tissue dance? -Put a li'l boogie in it.
What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?
"No thanks, I'm stuffed."
Little Billy was always sucking his thumb, even though he was already 5 years old. His mother tried everything to stop him from doing it, but nothing worked. Eventually she said "If you don't stop sucking your thumb, you'll get fatter and fatter and fatter until you burst!" Little Billy was terrified of the thought of exploding so he firmly kept his hand in his pocket. One day, Little Billy and his mother were out shopping when they met a heavily-pregnant woman. Before his mother could say anything, Little Billy said to the pregnant woman "I know what you've been doing!"
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He just couldn't see himself doing it
Diana likes the interactive trick where you hold onto your wristwatch (only works if you're wearing one!), completely hiding it with your opposite hand and then put the highest hand (the one whose wrist has the wristwatch) just under your chin.
You should be making a kind of -shape with your arms at this point.
Attract someone's attention, preferably a friend. Make wide eyes to attract their inner child. Encourage rapt but silent attention.
Say "Watch..." with rising intonation.
Say "Watch..." a couple more times, gently building tension. Raise your arms a little each time so they're drawn in. Hopefully by now their inner child is expecting a massive pay-off.
Release and reveal your wristwatch with the holding hand and point directly at the watch with that hand. Keep the wristwatch arm steady.
There will be puzzlement.
Say "Watch!", because that's what you're pointing at.
Await the groan.
The server gives him his ice cream and says "that'll be $6.50". The Dalai Lama gives them a $10 bill and the server says "Have a nice day" and walks away.
The Dalai Lama looks at the server and says "what about my change?"
...The server responds "Change comes from within
Three guys go up onto a cliff. The first guy drops a pencil down the cliff. The second guy drops a rock down the cliff. The third guy drops a bomb down the cliff.
Afterwards, the three guys walk down the cliff. The first guy sees a little girl crying. He goes up to the girl and says, "Little girl, little girl, why are you crying?" She replies, "A pencil hit my head."
The second guy sees a little boy crying. He runs up to the little boy and says, "Little boy, little boy, why are you crying?" The boy replies, "A rock hit my head."
The third guy sees an old lady laughing. He goes up to the old lady and says, "Old lady, old lady, why are you laughing?" She replies, "When I farted, my house blew up."
Corny, yeah some of them are but it'll help make him snap out of his coma earlier. -
Oops, double post. Sorry.
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I know.
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