Just had this boss fight with a spider.
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Thread Topic: Just had this boss fight with a spider.
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So there's this evil-looking spider on my ceiling, and it was moving really fast- the dangerous kind. So I let it run while I got some poison.
Came back with the poison. It was in a nice spot, broad area, above a chair. So I shot it and it fell onto the chair, and it ran under the chair. I waited, shaking the chair and spraying poison to lure it out. It darts out on the back and I shoot it again. Hidden. Waiting. Shaking chair, spraying poison where it was.
Spider runs really fast out from under the chair, too fast for me to hit it, under the bed. I sit there, like a dragon waiting to breathe fire on everyone below, waiting for it to come back out. After a few minutes it runs onto the wall. Wide open. Right where I want it.
I grab a shoe, and it stops. Carefully considering how to attack, I look right at it and whisper
"I win, motherfcuker."
One swift SMACK and the enemy is no more. -
*puts shades on appas eyes*
AW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! -
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In fact, some of its guts are still on the wall. Don't feel like bothering with it right now.
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just ignore it appay. you deserve rest after that intense brawl to the death.
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Leave the guts as a warning to others.
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