How to kill yourself.
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Thread Topic: How to kill yourself.
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Most people would simple jump off a building, but from an 8 story building you only have 80% chance pf dying, where is the style in that?
You could go parachuting, without a parachute. That's stylish. Several minutes contemplating your life before BAM impact.
Or you could use a brick, smashing your head, jumping in a pool with it, many possibilities. But yet so mundane.
I'll be teaching you how to do it with just your bedroom window and some household items.
You'll need,
1 blowdryer.
2 screwdricers.
Alot of cinnamon.
A condom.
Some bicarbonate of soda.
And vingar.
Pop the back off blowdyer, than insert your d--- into the blowdryer, or fingers.
Sprinkle cinnamon on the wound.
Mix cinnamon and baking power, put it in the condom.
Swallow it.
Drink vinegar.
Than if you are not desd yet plunge the scredrivers in your eyes.
Stay classy my friends! -
bree912 Newbielol holy s--- that pretty epic but whos so stupid to waste their life. i mean its a f---in permanant solution to a temporary problem
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I know it's f---ing crazy, my makeup is bulls---, I'll go kill myself WITHOUT STYLE.
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Wow.
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No, we are not having a World Of Warcraft thread,
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Wawha"htkurstt"?
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Interseting.
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Interesting*
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XD
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