LAMEST PICK UP LINE EVER

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Thread Topic: LAMEST PICK UP LINE EVER

• sassy rocker Newbie

  14 years ago
  GUY:did it hurt?
  CHIC:what?
  GUY:WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVAN.
• Ciel Newbie

  14 years ago
  Do you belive in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?
  
• tongue Newbie

  14 years ago
  GUY: How much does a polar bear weigh?
  GIRL: I don't know. How much?
  GUY: Enough to break the ice.
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  hollywood Newbie

  14 years ago
  lmao tht was lame tounge i think you win lol
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  Alana Novice

  14 years ago
  hmmm.. i gotta go with ciel's... its classic... XD
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  Biance Newbie

  14 years ago
  Are you from tennesee? Because you're the only ten-i-see.
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  Alana Novice

  14 years ago
  oh wow... thats a really bad pick-up line... =) i gotta go with biance's now!!! =)
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  sara63 Novice

  14 years ago
  is your daddy in the army? cause youve got some nice guns.
  are you a butcher? cause you pack some nice meat.
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  Nycegurl16 Newbie

  14 years ago
  Guy: Did it hurt? Gurl: Did what hurt? Guy: when you dropeed down from heaven cuz gurl u look like an angel.
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  Nycegurl16 Newbie

  14 years ago
  LMAO! Thug Life got some really good ones. I wonder why..?? lol
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  mickeyjoe333 Newbie

  14 years ago
  guy:did it hurt ?
  girl:what?
  guy:when u fell from heaven.
  girl :about as much as it did when they spit u out of hel>
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  mickeyjoe333 Newbie

  14 years ago
  lol
  *michael roxs*
  
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  hollywood Newbie

  14 years ago
  lol i dnt use pick up lines they never wrk
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  Biance Newbie

  14 years ago
  Guy:You're lucky...
  Girl:Uh,thanks?
  Guy:Because you took a right turn downn lucky street...
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  Me so Horny Newbie

  14 years ago
  guy:*taping his foot against girls leg under table*
  
  girl:can you please stop tapping your foot against my leg
  
  guy:ohh!, i am soo srry your just so hot...and by the way that wasnt my leg *wink*

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