LAMEST PICK UP LINE EVER

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Thread Topic: LAMEST PICK UP LINE EVER

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    Me so Horny Newbie
    im a girl
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    Biance Newbie
    Oh,okay...
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    Biance Newbie
    I gtg. I'll see ya tommarow. Atios amigo!
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    Me so Horny Newbie
    bye *waves crazily at computer*
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    babygurl123 Novice
    gurl... did you get your body from McDonalds cuz im loving it...... sooo sooo corny
  • lily4life Newbie
    lol
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    dragon eyes Newbie
    you look hot maybe you should take of your shirt
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    dragon eyes Newbie
    the only reason i would kick you out of bed is so i can f--- you on the floor
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    tomboykaitie Novice
    This isn't a line, it's a poem:

    Roses are red
    Violets are flowers
    I can keep f---ing
    For hours and hours
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    tomboykaitie Novice
    Is it hot in here or is it just you?
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    tomboykaitie Novice
    LOL Dragon
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    AngelofDeath Newbie
    This is one a jock used on me at school "Girl,the only reason I'd kick you out of bed is to f--- you on the floor".
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    AngelofDeath Newbie
    Oh,and here's one a random guy used on me.

    Guy:Sorry to bother you,but I couldn't help noticing there's something on your chest.

    Me:Oh,really? What?

    Guy: Don't worry,just my eyes.
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    sapphiretwirl Novice
    Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
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    bamagirl57 Newbie
    guys at my school use these all the time "damn girl!" "do you think my 'tractors' sexy?"

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