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Barney says to the unicorn to kill me!

and the unicorn chases me down and I ran outside

but then, I turn around and I don't see the unicorn anymore then I turn back around and the unicorn stabs me!

i start screaming and almost get bit by the zombie. soon a boy my age comes and shots the zombie with a gun he has. "thank you for saving me" i say. the boy say "ur welcome" and that his name is Alex. soon me and alex get married in the broken house

Attacked by zombies

And then, the not-so-mild-manerd Antigovernment

Becomes NINDRAKE, the ninja dragon warrior,
expecting an easy fight, she attacks the evil
zombies, only to find that these were no
Normal zombies, thay had been enhanced
Whith dragon DNA... Her DNA,

Shocked, she remembers a recent battle with Sir Fedral,

The evil gov agent must have gotten a scale.

Long story short, she cured all the zombies, sorry if you don't like it.

I mean...

I mean... The unicorn attacked you and you died. The end.

I mean... The unicorn attacked you and you died. The end.

You go shopping at WalMart one day for groceries and whatnot. While shopping in the shampoo and conditioner isle, a creepy-looking young man comes down the isle. Something funny is sticking out in his pants but you try and manage not to stare, or laugh. You reach over to pick up some lavander body wash and BAM... the next thing you know you've got a ballpoint pen to your neck. You are being held hostage-In Wal-Mart. Then the guy draws a line on my neck, puts the pen away and, holding on tightly to me, takes knife out and puts it along the line. Then he ties my hands behind me and takes me out a secret exit. Then that night ( he put me in a stone room with a lock.) I use a bobby pin to pick the lock and run al the way home and called the police. He was a Wanted crimal and I became very popular.

Nice Quiz:)

beat the undead s--- out of it and any others

i would grab the weapon and beat undead crap out of it and any nearby and go on living my life ; 3

Attacked By Zombies

You were walking home one day, and made a wrong turn and ended up walking down a dark alleyway alone. You walk on and come across an old broken down house with all windows open, but the TV is on and loud. All you can hear is the news reporter saying: "Mutant humans! Experiment gone wrong! Get all inside a closed and locked house or shelter!" You're scared now, and you whip around to turn and run, but right in your face is a zombie. Write in the comments what happens next.

.....why is everyone always afraid of zombies? theyre so friggin slow u can just walk away from from them, you dont even hafta run! Thinking this, I turn around and walk away. Then, just for fun, i take the head off of every zombie i see just to watch them toddle around like idiots looking for their head. and i continue my life as its always been, just with a little more humor. Good quiz :}

You were watching television with your family or friends one night. A younger sibling/friend says, "I wanna watch Barney!" and before you can slap them, they change the channel. You get mad and without thinking insult the show. Just then, ON TV, Barney the character turns to face you! The next thing you know, Barney is no longer outside of the television. He's on a unicorn in your living room...

And then I use my ninja skills on him! JK, I'd run screaming and video tape barney while I run screaming.

You were walking home one day, and made a wrong turn and ended up walking down a dark alleyway alone. You walk on and come across an old broken down house with all windows open, but the TV is on and loud. All you can hear is the news reporter saying: "Mutant humans! Experiment gone wrong! Get all inside a closed and locked house or shelter!" You're scared now, and you whip around to turn and run, but right in your face is a zombie.

I take a bag of salty potato chips out of my bag and ask the zombie if he wants one. Even if it says no, I shove a hand ful of chips down its neck and watch it scream in agony. Then I take my back and hit the zombie's head and run home screaming like a maniac. I hold the bag of chips in front of me to warn the others to stay away. Then that night I sprinkle salt infront of our doors and windows and wait for the zombies to just die. (Salt kills zombies, but if it doesn't, you must whack them on the head and throw salt over its body. Garlic works too a little, but I wouldn't want to ward off any vampires.) Great quiz!!!

WTF!Held hostage in Walmar? Whatever, sounds fun! I'll take it! hope the idoit enjoys being hurt!

I stared at the lavender body wash, stuck between amused and bewildered. The man whispered something but I didn't pay

attention. Instead, I snatched the pen from him and made quick work of him with a kick to the balls.

"Tch, next time, use something more dangerous than a effin' pen!" I scolded the idiot. I threw the pen at his head, grabbed the body wash and walked away smirking.

die Barney, Die. *karate kicks* upside head. hit him with a 2x4. and through him out the door. now theres no more purple dinosoar. Hahaha. Now has pet unicorn.

i hold me little brother/ sister close then grab a pencil and throw it at him stabbing him in the heart then i keep the unicorn and become the worlds best archeologist.

Attacked by zombies:

I shriek and got my chainsaw out of my back back. I slashed the zombies in half, but I got bitten while killing the last one.

I am now a half zombie that hunts zombies.

Your Result: Beaten Up Online

You were on GoToQuiz's forums one day, talking with some strangers across the country from you. You were cracking funny jokes about celebrities, and a fan of the celebrity got offended. The next thing you know there are a million posts saying things like *kicks user in the nuts* or *bites user* and guess what? You actually are being affected! Write in the comments what happens next.

i hire a hacker to delete all the posts (n d quizzes related to d celebrity as well.),delete my old account,make a new one and voila, im incognito!

Barney attacks me but then i turn in to darth vader and use my lightsaber to crush his unicorn then i turn into Indiana jones and attack him with my whip and when hes not looking (obviously because hes blind)i put headphones on him and make him listen to the worst music on earth. (ppl who think its jb or as i call him loooser are correct)I turn it soooo loud that it then makes his ears go pop and they blast off then i randomly take stick (not indiana jones anymore)and shove it in his mouth which pokes a hole throo and then easily, i tackle him and his last words wer:"..." and obviously becus he got stick in mouth. heh heh. And also if u see barney on TV, it not him. barney behind u if u reading this b cuz he not like this comment. now u r on to meh!!!!!!!! ahhhhhh!!!

i took this a long time ago and got attacked by barney..i dont know how thats possible

you kick the man and slap his face saying your screwed up(people would thnk thats crazy when the man is armed)and lock him in the sleeper and if he doesnt pass out,the armbar...when hes hurt or groggy throw the bottle of shampoo and call the cops(i am kinda exagerating i cant do an armbar)ima take it again and make a new one

You were walking home one day, and made a wrong turn and ended up walking down a dark alleyway alone. You walk on and come across an old broken down house with all windows open, but the TV is on and loud. All you can hear is the news reporter saying: "Mutant humans! Experiment gone wrong! Get all inside a closed and locked house or shelter!" You're scared now, and you whip around to turn and run, but right in your face is a zombie. I laugh and walk away and smile as it walks slowly following me. i get onto the main street again and wonder how i possibly could have misssed all theses undead retards and run home. when i get home i get in my car and drive to a secret millitary base where they havea bunch of missiles and i nuke the earth. problem solved!

You were walking home one day, and made a wrong turn and ended up walking down a dark alleyway alone. You walk on and come across an old broken down house with all windows open, but the TV is on and loud. All you can hear is the news reporter saying: "Mutant humans! Experiment gone wrong! Get all inside a closed and locked house or shelter!" You're scared now, and you whip around to turn and run, but right in your face is a zombie. I scream and surprise the zombie then i take off my shoe and swat it in the face then i turn and run screaming like a maiac.

so, I'm a hostage at wall-mart. here's what I do: I start laughing hysterically, so that the idiot keeping me hostage is disoriented and loses focus; then I suddenly turn around and SURPRISE HEADBUTT!; while the idiot's brain begins to register the facts and he wobbles, I grab the hand holding the pen and stab him in the throat; blood gushes out of the wound, so I drag him to the spice area, all the while ignorig the shocked looks on people's faces, I grab a pack of salt, tear it open and pour it on his wound; when he starts screaming in agony, I give him the sweetest smile ever and say: 'don't even bother going to the hospital, I'm a doctor there and you'll be in MY care anyway, mwahahaha!' - and that's because I really AM a sadictic doctor :grin:

aaaah! what a happy endiing!

I'm attacked by zombies. I whip around to turn and run, but right in my face is a zombie so I uppercut it in the in the chin. When its head goes back I pull out my knife and dig it down its temple I pull it back out and rush to my house. I grab my family and all my weapons and go to my secret place I picked out for just when this thing happens. Once there I have my family stay while I go raid for supplies then come back and we hold up there til things cool off.