Craig Ferguson Jokes

There are many funny comedians, but only one can make a Poloticial joke and have everyone falling off of their seats. And that person is Craig Ferguson. I've put the best of his jokes on here. Note: Do not read if you get offended easily.

Do you think you'll be able to make sense of these jokes? Maybe even laugh your pants off? Or spit out your juice? Take this quiz and find out how seriously funny this quiz is.

Created by: Dark22978
  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. Alright, if you haven't, look at Paragraph one for me. It's important. You may skip two. After you've done that, we can start~
  2. ''Rush Limbaugh says if the health care bill passes, he will leave the country. The Democrats are upset, because if they knew that, they would have passed the bill years ago.''
  3. ''Do you know in Washington today, a Republican senator from Maine voted with the Democrats on health care? That's the first time a Republican switched sides and was not arrested in an airport bathroom.''
  4. ''After Joe Wilson's outburst, everyone was shocked. Because usually when a politician shoots off his mouth and makes a fool of himself, his name is Joe Biden. ... But even Biden said he was embarrassed by Wilson's behavior. This is Joe Biden we're talking about."
  5. ''Did you hear about Mark Sanford, the governor of South Carolina? He mysteriously disappeared last week and nobody knew where he was. Today, Sanford admitted to having an affair in Argentina. I'm like, great, now we're outsourcing mistresses.''
  6. ''It's a great day for Sarah Palin. She was hired as a commentator for Fox News. She signed a multi-year contract, which means she'll probably quit after a year.''
  7. ''There is a new bill in the Senate that is upsetting a lot of people. This bill would give the President the power to shut off the Internet. Al Gore is strongly opposed to it. Not because he invented the Internet. Because he did. But because he just signed up for Match.com.''
  8. ''Democrats are calling Christine O'Donnell 'the Sarah Palin of the East.' Really? She's a loud, emotionally unstable woman from Delaware. That's not Sarah Palin, that's Joe Biden."
  9. All right, I've ran out of jokes that were appropriate. .3. Darn it.
  10. I hope you made sense of these, they were quite funny~

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