Are you a nonce??
Nonces!!! They appear to be everywhere, lurking in bushes, public toilets, dark alleyways, on the telly, and all just waiting to get their hands on the nations children, but how do we spot them??
YOU can help our mission to try to identify the nations kiddy predators by participating in the following questionnaire, and remember, all answers are in the strictest confidence and will not be laughed at by the editor!!
Created by: Proff. Peter Phile