Who Is LorKirk, and do You Know Him?
Blah, blah, blah. I'm your (usually) friendly neighbourhood LorKirk, and this is your crash course on Who Is LorKirk and How Do They Plan To Take Over The Kitchens of Every Single Household in the Worl- oh, I've said too much. Anyway, The basics. Read on.
I hate a slimy green thing they have the gall to call a fruit - that is, unless it's a fried version of this atrocity. I like pretending I'm a good gamer, and because of this, when I get in a few rounds of absolutely dominating one of those ankle-biting sissies, I can't help but yell 'headshot' at the screen like a madman. Though I promise you I'm not. That's really all you're going to get out of here -- oh, alright, don't glare at me so. I've been writing an odd number of years. That's all, really. Go. Take the quiz now.
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