Which Mortal Orchard Mod are you?

If you've come here from the Mortal Orchard, this quiz will make sense. If you've found it by another route, it probably won't. But please try it anyway for a spot of surrealism.

This quiz will tell you which Mortal Orchard Moderator your personality most closely resembles. In so far as I know anything about their personalities to start with.

Created by: Epiphany

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Our "When Will I Die" Quiz?

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. When do you post on a thread?
  2. Muslims
  3. The 'F' word . . where do you stand?
  4. Are you . .
  5. Where do you stand on big spats on the board?
  6. Do you shamelessly chat up posters of the opposite sex (or of the same sex if LGBT)?
  7. Have you ever taken illegal drugs?
  8. Politically, would you say you were . .
  9. Thinking of your nationality . . .are you?
  10. Which of the following thread themes would you find most interesting (you can only pick one).

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