What Random Animal are You?

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There are many animal quizzes, but few random animal quizzes. Randomness is, after all, quite balllzy. What is randomness? Country corn flakes, new country corn flakes! Please buy our corn flakes! They're made of corn!

Are YOU a random animal? Do you have skrotetasticalness to qualify for that random title? Until now you could only pontificate, but thanks to my indomitable willpower and general sexiness, in just a few thousand years I will tell you.

Created by: E Lunatic
  1. You want to talk to your friend. What do you do?
  2. You're on your first date with a really hot guy and/or chick. What do you do?
  3. You're having a party today and you realize that the only food you have is 10 pounds of stinky Norwegian cheese. What do you do?
  4. Someone called you a dick. What do you do?
  5. When people use profanity in casual conversation, you...
  6. You are intrigued by the idea of higher consciousness through pain.
  7. You think it would be cool to stick sheet metal screws through your ear.
  8. You don't know the meaning of the term 'shut up'.
  9. You are a fat emo kid.
  10. You enjoy watching Quick Draw Mcgraw.
  11. You have a bunch of World of Warcraft characters in their underwear.

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Quiz topic: What Random Animal am I?