What kind of cucumber are you?

There is a huge variety of cucumber-types out there....and a lot of wannas. Pro-cumber has escalated to the point we need high profile deep psychological tests like these in order to determine these cucumber-ality types, against the wannas....

So, just fill in the questions, remember this is important - it could mean the difference between....going with lettace, or ending up in cous-cous :-S

Created by: chels
  1. What is your skin colour?
  2. Where would you rather spend your summer holidays?
  3. What would you do if someone tried to make you into salad?
  4. So, somebody wants to make you into the worlds first cucumber pie. Do you....
  5. You are on the shelf in Wal-Mart waiting to be adopted, when you fall off your shelf....do you...
  6. Someone calls you a "wanna-cumber", you respond by:
  7. You are in the fridge, chillin', and a misplaced tin of beans asks you for a loan of your jacket because he is used to being kept in a cupboard....what do you do?
  8. The grapes are jumping around the top compartment of the fridge and being a general nuisance. Usually the Squash keeps them quiet but he has gone visiting a la pot. You...
  9. It has got to the time when you realise you must serve your purpose. On coming to this conclusion you decide the best plan of action is...
  10. You are in court, getting ASBO for "impersonating a cucumber", your defense line is:

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