U.S.S.R. Comrade-Level Test

Hello, traveller! Are you a faithful comrade, or a stinky, dirty, unworthy, seemingly gulag-wanting capitalist? Find out here with a simple but effective test crafted by someone who likes putting hammers on their sickles.

R E M E M B E R L A D S S H A R I N G I S C A R I N G - There are four levels of comrade. Average Joe, Comrade Apprentice, Comrade, and TRUE COMRADE. Where will you fit? Do you need to get praised for your *perfiischzmo* beliefs or spend 1,992 years in the gulag?

Created by: Max Hall

What is the best country?
- United States of America
- Motherland Russia
- Germany
- North Korea
- Israel
What is the best ideology?
- Capitalism
- Monarchism
- Socialism
- Anarchism
- Commienism
- Libertarianism
- Patriotism
- Democracy
What is the best leader of the motherland Russia?
- Vladimir Putin
- Gorbachev
- Vladimir Lenin
- Joseph Stalin
- other
What is the state motto of the U.S.S.R?
- Workers of the world, unite!
- Vodka and brown bears, unite!
- Dirty capitalists and commies, unite - as uranium and ketchup mix!
- The Red Army is the strongest!
- Funny monkeys, unite!
Who are the managing members of the glorious U.S.S.R. with the authority of a government?
- Supreme Soviet
- Kommienist Party
- president
- the people
- the workers
- the big papa Vladimir
Which one of these countries are sadly not a member of the glorious motherland that is the Union of S.S.Rs?
- Georgia
- Armenia
- Iran
- Afghanistan
- Ukraine
- Russia
- Finland
- Slovakia
What does "U.S.S.R." stand for?
- Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
- United Soviet Socialist Republics
- system of capitalist gulags
- vodka, brown bears, the hammer & sickle and the glorious motherland
- actually, it's 'CCCP'
Which one of these is the largest S.S.R?
- Russia!
- Ukraine!
- Georgia!
- Finland!
- Iran!
- Estonia!
- Moscow!
- Kazakhstan!
Who is the founder and big papa of kommienism?
- Donald Trump
- Karl Marx
- Vladimir Lenin
- Mao
- Bugs Bunny
What is an example of glorious Kommienism?
- "Kommienism bad. Ooga booga."
- "Capitalism good. Ooga booga."
- "Kommienism good. It is true indeed, my fine fellow."
- "Sharing is caring."
- "It's not illegal if nobody caught you."
How many times a day do you think about setting up a nationalist, commienist regime?
- 0.2
- 1
- 2
- 5
- 8-14
- 672,194
- 0
Where do capitalists deserve to go?
- Heaven
- He-He-Helh (Nawh)
- to the GULAG YOU GO
- back to their private property for their monies
When is the best time to attack mother Russia?
- Winter
- Fall
- You don't come to Russia, Russia come to you
- Spring
- 1941
- Summer
Are you Russian?
- no, MURICAAAAA
- yes
- no
- I aspire to be but no
- YEZ KOMERADEN
What is the worst country?
- United States of MURICAAAAA
- the motherland U.S.S.R.
- palestine
- north korea
- ukraine
- saudi arabia
- venezuela
What does "Rush B" mean?
- Rush B (point)
- Rush B (-ureaucrat)
- Rush B (-erlin)
What is the best classical music track?
- Ain't I Right
- 5 Nights At Peking
- Kalinka
- Star-Spangled Banner
- Over There!
- Can You Really Call This A Hotel I Didn't Recieve A Mint On My Pillow Or Anything
- Katyusha
What is the best animal?
- WILD BALD EAGLES MURICAAAAA
- m e
- Charlie
- brown bear
- the iconic, the one, the only, the deer
- WILD BLACK EAGLES DEUTSCHLAAAND
What is the best drink?
- Red Wine
- Grape Wine
- Water
- Lemonade
- Beer
- Vodka
- other
What are the best tools for cooking?
- cooking pot and spoon
- vodka bottle and claws of a brown bear
- 'bear' hands
- hampter and literally nothing else
- hammer and sickle
- finger bone and skull of a capitalist
- capitalist-made plastic utensils
What is the best headwear?
- automatic-factory-made cap
- ushanka
- headcrab
- hampter
- hammer and sickle
- one-thousand ninety-one top hats
- sleeby cap
Have you been lyin?
- He-He-Helh (Nawh)
- He-He-Helh (Nawh)
- He-He-Helh (Nawh)
- He-He-Helh (Nawh)
- He-He-Helh (Nawh)
- He-He-Helh (Nawh)
- He-He-Helh (Nawh)
- yez :(

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