Top 25 Ways to Annoy Your Roommate

Annoying people can be very funny if you put effort into it. When doing things like mentioned in this quiz, their reactions are the funniest part of it.

This quiz contains the top 25 best ways to annoy your roommate. It's full of things that will make your roommate think you're insane. I hope you enjoy it!

Created by: Fallout3
  1. Act as if you have an imaginary cat. Talk to him, feed him, buy him a litter box, and after enough time, say your cat is missing and put up "Lost Cat" signs in your dorm. Blame your roommate.
  2. Whenever you wake up, act like you have no idea where you are.
  3. Make a sandwich, but don't eat it. Put it on the floor and completely ignore it.
  4. Claim you were a Christmas tree in a past life.
  5. Arrange thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your desk. Refuse to explain them.
  6. Listen to radio static. If your roommate tries to talk, say "Shh! It's almost the good part!"
  7. Wear the most obnoxious orange hat you can find. Tell your roommate that if they don't wear orange hats they'll be hit by bullets.
  8. Point west every morning at 3 AM and yell "It came from that way!"
  9. Eat lots of Lucky Charms. Pick out all of the yellow moons and stockpile them in the closet. If your roommate asks about them, explain that the visitors are coming, but you can't say any more or you'll have to face the consequences.
  10. Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter "Soon, soon..."
  11. Keep a vacuum cleaner in the middle of the room. Look at it with fear for a few days. Then stay out of the room entirely, opening the door only a crack and whispering to your roommate, "Psst! Is it gone?"
  12. Every time your roommate comes in, immediately turn off the lights and go to bed. When he/she leaves, get up and loudly yell, "Okay, guys, you can come out now!"
  13. Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No. I want to watch them suffer."
  14. Scatter stuffed animals around the room. Put party hats on them. Play loud music. When your roommate walks in, turn off the music, take off the party hats, put away the stuffed animals and say, "Well, it was fun while it lasted."
  15. Unplug everything in the room except for one toaster. Pray to the toaster. Bring it gifts. Throw some of your roommates possessions out the window. Say the toaster made you do it.
  16. Instead of turning out the lights, smash the lightbulbs with a hammer. Complain often about the cost of lightbulbs.
  17. Draw a chalk outline on the floor. When your roommate asks about it, say, "Don't worry. It's not what you think." If they ask again, quickly change the subject.
  18. Go through your roommate's textbooks with a red pen, changing things and making random corrections. If your roommate protests, tell him/her you just couldn't take it any more.
  19. As soon as your roommate turns out the lights, begin singing famous operas as loud as you can. When your roommate turns on the light, look around and pretend to be confused.
  20. Make pancakes every morning, but don't eat them. Draw faces on them and toss them in the closet. Watch them for several hours each day. Complain to your roommate that your "pancake farm" isn't evolving into a self-sufficient community. Confide in your roommate that you think the king of the pancakes has been taking bribes.
  21. Put out a plate of cookies at night. Tell your roommate they're for the Sandman. Take a bite out of one of the cookies while your roommate is asleep. The next morning, accuse your roommate of having bitten one of the cookies. If he/she tries to tell you the Sandman did it, insist that you know what the Sandman's teeth marks look like and those are not, in fact, the Sandman's teeth marks.
  22. Buy a ridiculous sound system and blast annoying Japanese pop music all the time.
  23. Anytime you're out in public together, loudly ask your roommate, "Why don't you ever hold my hand in public?!"
  24. Leave a declaration of war on your roommate's desk. Include a list of grievances.
  25. Whenever your roommate is trying to sleep, say, "Remember the good old days when we used to..." and then make up some ridiculous story about the two of you.

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