10 ways to annoy Total from Maximum Ride

10 ways to annoy Total from Maximum Ride10 ways to annoy Total from Maximum Ride10 ways to annoy Total from Maximum Ride10 ways to annoy Total from Maximum Ride

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Created by: kittykit

  1. When talking to Total, address him as "Dog".
  2. Tell him some Golden Retriever stole Arika from him. After he runs in circles crying for three hours tell him it was a joke.
  3. "Correct" his french every time. When he says he's right keep telling him he's wrong. After fifteen minutes look it up and say,"Oh, I guess you were right."
  4. Tease him with a stick for three hours straight.
  5. Ask him if his favorite type of swimming is the Doggie Paddle
  6. Tell Iggy you'll take care of putting the food on the plates but put Total's food in a bowl.
  7. Dress Total like a ballerina and say,"Well, Fang said the Flock were flying ballerinas!"
  8. Get him to teach you french and say every word wrong on purpose.
  9. Go on the internet and print out a picture of a Scottish Blackie (Or whatever it's called) in a chicken suit and say,"This looks like you!"
  10. Shave the fur above his mouth and when he yells at you say,"I thought that was your mustache."

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