The Were You Born on the Wrong Side of the Border Quiz
Are you proud to be an American or do you frequently wish you could start your own island and populate it with Barbara Streisand and Sean Penn? Do you love spending time in the No Spin Zone or is Amy Goodman your secret crush?
When you go to foreign countries do you pretend to be Canadian? Is being American your secret shame, like eating Little Debbies or watching Maury Povitch? Do you proudly wear a tiny American flag on your lapel or are you busy saving your money for a one-way ticket outta here?