Short Intelligence Test

Ever wonder how smart you really are? Answer the following questions and find out! NOTE: This test is NOT for people who take themselves too seriously or for the humor-challenged. If this describes you please do not continue.

This test is also used to screen all of my potential date and/or friend candidates, so if you are thinking about asking me out or adding me take it now to see if you qualify! NOTE: There are no wrong answers, only wrong attitudes.

Created by: Mia420

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  2. Who is burried in Grants tomb?
  3. E=
  4. Billy and his dad are in a car wreck. His dad is DOA and Billy is rushed into surgery. The surgeon says,"I cant operate on him! He's my son!" How can this be?
  5. What is the sound of one hand clapping?
  6. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
  7. Which is smallest?
  8. The earth revolves around:
  9. Finish the following phrase: Turn on, Tune in,
  10. Why did the chicken cross the road?

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