Men, How Gross Are You?

It's time to dive in to the gross phenomenon of manhood. This quiz will tell you whether you are nasty with the best or you couldn't tell your belly button lint from your ear wax.

Don't be afraid to be disgusting in this quiz. These questions will show how filthy you are. Be proud of being a man and all the gross habits that go with it! Fart if you're with me!

Created by: Anthony

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Your nose is stuffed with boogers. What will you do?
- Pick them out, then put them on a tissue.
- Dig deep in there, pull them out, then eat them.
- Pluck them out with a tissue and throw them away.
- Nothing. Just let them hang in there or hang down my nose.
- Dig them out then wipe them on yourself.
You're alone and in the mood to release a loud smelly fart you're saving up. How will you do it?
- Let it rip, smell it, and laugh.
- Fart normally. You're not embarrassed, it's a natural body function.
- Try to squeeze it so it doesn't make a sound.
- Eat some beans and let that fart out.
- Be embarrassed of it and try to keep it down.
You look down to check your belly button for lint and see some wedged in the crevices of your navel. What will you do?
- Use tweezers to get it out and dispose of it immediately.
- Use your finger to pull it out, then shove it between the couch cushions.
- Let it fall out naturally.
- Dig it out of your belly button with your finger and eat it as a snack with pride.
- Pluck it out, sniff it, then shove it back within your belly button.
A burp is building up in your stomach and you're by yourself. What will you do?
- Let it loose but then say excuse me.
- BUUUUURRRRPPP.
- Burp and slightly chuckle about it.
- Hold it back a tiny bit but if it comes out it isn't the end of the world.
- I don't burp.
You check your body hair. Where does it grow?
- On the top of my head only. I keep it well trimmed.
- Under my armpits, naturally.
- Deep inside my butt crack, scraggly and twisted.
- In between my toes.
- Around or inside my belly button.
You compare belly buttons with the guys in the locker room, a mixture of innies and outies. What kind do you have? Check with some of your guy friends.
- Deep innie belly button.
- Regular innie belly button.
- Regular outie belly button.
- Big outie belly button.
- Skin level belly button.
You just flush the toilet. What do you do next?
- Wash my hands thoroughly with soap and water.
- Do a small hand wash.
- Release a champion fart and exit the bathroom.
- Burp and just splash water on your hands.
- Fart loudly and laugh.
Ear wax bundles up in your ear. What do you do?
- Grab a q-tip and clean it out then throw it away.
- Use my bare finger and lick the wax that comes off on it.
- Use my bare finger to grab the wax but wipe it on a tissue.
- Use a q-tip to grab the wax but just leave it around.
- Use my bare finger to grab the wax and then pick my nose and scratch my belly button and eat the wax lint booger mix.
Sweat builds up and starts running down your body. What will you do?
- Shower immediately.
- Finish the activity and then wash up.
- Do nothing. It'll dry off at some point.
- Rub the sweat around to see where it pools.
- Lap up the sweat with my finger and drink it.
You have an itch in your butt. How will you stop the itch?
- Fart hard enough to scratch it.
- Dig in my butt directly to stop it.
- Shower. Maybe hot water will do the trick!
- Fart then scratch for fun.
- Wiggle a bit.
You and the guys are in a hot tub when you start a contest to see who can fart the most and cause the most bubbles. How do you react?
- Fart away to prove I can win! No shame in my gas game.
- Fart a couple times but not enough to really feel confident.
- Sit there and observe.
- Compliment their farts and fart once.
- Get out of the tub.
You have to go to pee but you're in the shower and don't want to get out. What will you do?
- Be embarrassed, but you have to let it go.
- Willingly spray it in the shower like a hose.
- Shrug it off and pee down your leg.
- Hop out of the shower, peeing in the shower is gross.
- Slowly step out of the shower to see if you can make it.
You look at your underwear. How clean are they?
- Little dirty, but nothing to worry about.
- Clean as a whistle.
- Completely stained and nasty.
- Several stains.
- One minor stain.

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