How South East London Are You?

Do you know what's north of the river? Are all your local shops pound shops and takeaways? Do you have no idea what it's like to live near a tube line? Do you rarely venture out after dark in case you get mugged? Is profanity your first language? If so, you might just be a South East Londoner. Take this quiz and find out how South East London you really are.

South East Londoners are an often under appreciated group of people. But a true South East Londoner knows how to spot another South East Londoner in a crowded room. Or more likely, how to HEAR a South East Londoner in a crowded room. Not many people realise South East London has its own special dialect - do you?

Created by: Jane

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. What level of education do you have?
  2. Do you have a job?
  3. Who is your 'bruv'?
  4. What do you eat for dinner?
  5. What kind of jewellery do you like?
  6. How many tattoos have you got?
  7. How often do you swear?
  8. What is a Croydon facelift?
  9. How do you greet your friends?
  10. Are you overweight?
  11. You want to buy a flat screen TV. Where do you go?
  12. How many children do you have?
  13. How often do you get into a fight?
  14. Can you remember the names of all your former lovers?
  15. How many hours a day do you watch TV?
  16. What is a book?
  17. What is a garden for?
  18. How do you pronounce the word 'Almond'?
  19. Where do you do your shopping?
  20. How close is the nearest London Underground station?
  21. Do you have any pets?
  22. Who do you call 'mate'?
  23. What do you call the secondary school known as Plumstead Manor?
  24. Do you smoke?
  25. Where can you buy drugs from?
  26. Where would you go to eat on an ideal date?

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Quiz topic: How South East London am I?