How Munchkin are you?

This quiz shows how much of a Munchkin you are. It helps if you have played any of the Munchkin games, but don't let that stop you from encountering the UNSPEAKABLY TERRIFYINGLY RUGOSE UNDEAD INSURANCE SALESMAN WITH EXTRA CHEESE!

This quiz shows how much of a Munchkin you are.You could end up learning something about an extremely fun game. You would be missing out if you do not click on this quiz!

Created by: Ninjakillzu
  1. You approach a dungeon with your friend. What do you do?
  2. Once inside, a very menacing Potted Plant sits quietly in your path, radiating a silent dread for all who dare look apon its fleshy green leaves. What do you do?
  3. Now that the Plant is dead, you notice your friend has found a Sword of Slaying Everything Except Squid lying amongst the green gore. What do you do?
  4. Your friend opens the next door, only to find HE GOES UP A LEVEL! What do you do?
  5. Now that you can open the next door, you find beyond it is a Plutonium Dragon! What do you do?
  6. After the Dragon has been delt with, You open the next door and become a thief! What will you do?
  7. Your so called "Friend" opens the next door. Guess what? He now has to fight in the Clown Wars with Power Armor and an ominous humming Plasma Cannon.
  8. Now that the normal Munckhin game has been mixed up with Star Munchkin and Munchkin Cthulhu, you must deal with stupid inconsistencies such as Bobby Feet and Knarlythotep becoming crushed by a falling Cowthulhu while Traders are hacking with card exploits. Cultists are holding Chainsaws of Bloody Dismemberment as they cheat with both hands, and Bounty Hunters Wear footicles because they have a cult membership card while drinking in the cantina....
  9. Once the mess is sorted out, you and your friend no longer have cards from other games. Only then does your friend pull out his trained moths...
  10. Some random amount of turns later, Both of you are level 9. Your goal is to get to level 10. YOU MUST WIN OVER YOUR FRIEND!
  11. On his turn, He kicks down the door to reveal... OMG an UNSPEAKABLY TERRIFINGLY RUGOSE UNDEAD INSURANCE SALESMAN WITH EXTRA CHEESE!!! Somehow His bad stuff is converted to death... Your Friend tries franticlly to flee. What should you do?
  12. Your Friend dies a horrible death by sales pitching. You can't help but grimace as you see blood splatter on the black suit of terror... yet you have a warm fuzzy feeling inside knowing that you have won the game. What do you do?

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