How Much of an Idiot an I?

There are a lot of idiots in this world. An idiot can be a male or a female. Rich or poor. Tall or short. Point being, idiots cannot be identified on first glance. An idiot can only be found in daily life constantly making mistakes and gaining attention for their mental shortcomings.

Fortunately, this test has been designed to directly quantify the percentage of idiot YOU are. The more questions you answer correctly, the less of an idiot YOU are. The less questions you answer correctly, the more of an idiot you are. Ready? So let's find out: ARE YOU AN IDIOT?

Created by: MyNameIsNicholas

  1. Before the test begins, how much of an idiot am I? (This question still counts in your score.)
  2. If an electric train is traveling south and the wind is blowing west, what direction does the train's smoke go?
  3. How many cubic meters of dirt are in a hole that is 5 meters deep, 2 meters wide, and 3 meters long?
  4. How many months have 28 days?
  5. If a plane crashes on the American-Mexican border, where are the survivors buried?
  6. What word rhymes with "find"?
  7. Which of the following is NOT a continent?
  8. John is having a party. 10 people come to the party through the front door on time. 2 people come through the back door 1 hour late. 1 person comes through the side window 2 hours late. How many people are at the party?
  9. Friday's owner bought his second dog on Thursday. He named his dog after the day of the week two days after the day he bought the dog. On a Sunday, this dog had two puppies with Friday named Monday and Tuesday. Monday ran away on Wednesday and Tuesday's parents died the next week. How many of the owner's dogs are still alive?
  10. A baseball team has 10 players. If the coach has 12 baseballs and gives 1 to everyone playing, how many baseballs does he have left?

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