How long would you survive in Transylvania?
Can you survive a night in Transylvania? Most idiots cannot. Most people who want to be funny cannot. Most people who epicly fail cannot. Most people who never read a vampire book cannot. Most people who have read twilight cannot, because this is DRACULA, NOT EDWARD!!!
Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away, lived a man who was very charming. His 'nickname' was Price Charming. His REAL name was Vlad Dracula. HE killed many people. PRICE CHARMING became a guy in a fairy tale. Don't mix these two up, and you just might not be called an idiot. You also might survive if you were, say, trapped in Vlad Dracula's castle, but when will that ever happen?