How drunk are you at the moment
This is a quiz to see if you're drunk or not, and if you are you probably can't read this now, so why should I bother explaining my quiz?! So you could be drunk or you might not be, take the quiz to find out!
Are you drunk? If you can read this and understand this you are probably not, but if this has merged into one blank space in your empty life then you probably are drunk!