Hilarious school bloopers and exam mistakes!

Hi, welcome to my quiz featuring some hilarious answers to tests and conversations with teachers that I have come across. I have no claim to any of these exchanges.

I have many more hilarious exchanges so if you likes these please rate and comment if you would like me to make another quiz with more of these bloopers in.

Created by: DarkWolf666

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  1. What is your age?
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  1. have you read the opening paragraphs?
  2. A class in Japan was shown a picture of a turkey and asked what it was. One pupil raised her haind and said it was a chicken. The teacher told her to think bigger, then she came up with: "Ah! Super chicken!"
  3. A giraffen needs a long neck because it's heas is so far away from it's body.
  4. In an essay a child confidently wrote 'the blue whale is over 31cm long'
  5. Q. Name 6 animals that live in the Arctic A. 2 seals 4 polar bears
  6. In a test, one child wrote 'H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water'
  7. When you smell an odourless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide
  8. One child also thought that vegetables could be lethal; 'nuclear leeks are very dangerous'
  9. Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state.
  10. An alcahol obsession came into light with this pupil's analysis of water: 'It is composed of two gins Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin, and hydrogin is gin and water'
  11. Q. Describe one way you can keep babies safe from sunlight. A. Put a plastic bag over it.
  12. Q. What is a fibula A. A little lie
  13. Q. What is a seizure? A. A Roman emperor.
  14. Q. If I stand on my head the blood rushes into it. When I stand on my feet, why doesn't the blood rush into them? A. Because your feet are not empty.
  15. In a Maths test a young girl used her common sense when answering this question: Q. If I gave you ten sweets, then I gave you eight more, what would you have? A. Tummy ache
  16. Q. Use the word benign in a sentence. A. I am eight but I will soon benign
  17. When asked to write some Metaphores and similies, one child wrote: The plan was simple, like my brother in law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan might just work...
  18. Some 6 and 7 year olds were asked to complete some proverbs and this is what they came up with: Strike while the... Insect is close Don't bite the hand that...looks dirty Better to be safe than... punch a grade 7 boy A penny saved is... not much The pen is mightier than the...Pigs An Idle mind is... the best way to relax Where there's smoke there's... pollution

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