What punishment do you deserve? (realistic) | Comments

These results don't really make sense. "1 swat per year of your age with handAt least 20 swats with paddle/belt/hairbrush/ other Afterwards, stand in the corner 1 minute per year of your age."

Starting with a hand spanking doesn't make sense. You don't give a warmup for an actual punishment. If you add 20 to my age you get 74. Bump it up to 75, and give my bare bottom 75 hard swats. Not with a paddle, belt, OR hairbrush, but with each of these. For a total of 225. Instead of standing in the corner for 54 minutes, I should sit in the corner on a hard chair with my bruised bottom, with a bar of soap in my mouth, for a full 60 minutes. Then just before bed, another 75 paddle swats.