Funny jokes, maybe? ...

So this is what you guys get, a lame ass entry about lame jokes lol but hey I'm bored so what can one actually expect? But enjoy, if its even funny tho' lol

"Will this jokes be funny?" You ask ," I don't know. I laughed at one or two but the others are okay I guess" I'm just simply bored and decided to do this. Oh! And it doesn't really matter you score, its just something to read anyways. Enjoy!

Created by: TayuyaTerra

  1. •/Snail with an attitude\ A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock on the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there's a knock on the door. He opens the door and sees the same snail. The snail says, "What the hell was that about?"
  2. •/The devil in detail\ A man dies and is sent to hell. Satan meets him, shows him three door and tells him to pick a door to spend eternity in. In the first room people are standing with dirt up until their necks. The guy says, "No let me see the next room" In the next room people are stand in dirt up until their noses. Finally satan opens the third room and there people are standing with dirt up until their knees, drinking coffee and eating pastries. The man says,"I pick this room" Satan says Ok and starts to leave and the guy walks in and pours himself some coffee. On the way out,Satan yells,"Ok coffee breaks over. Everyone back on your heads!"
  3. •/Racing bear\ Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The first guy drops his backpack,digs out a pair of sneakers and frantically begins to put them on. The second guy says "What's are you doing? Sneakers won't help you outrun the bear." "I don't need to outrun the bear." the first guy says,"I just need to outrun you"
  4. •/The baby\ A woman gets on the bus with her baby. The driver says,"Ugh,that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." The woman sits by the rear of the buss,fuming. She tells the man next to her ,"The driver just insulted me!" The man replies, "You go up to him and tell him off. Go on, Ill hold your monkey"
  5. •/Spy\ What does a spy do when he gets cold? He goes undercover
  6. •/Relationship problems\ My girlfriend says she's going to leave me because I keep on pretending to be a transformer. I said , "No,wait! I can change"
  7. •/The thief\ Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six month.
  8. •/All in a nights job\ A man meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I've got a special game for you. Ill do absolutely anything you ask of me for R300 as long as you use three words."the guy replies,"Hey,why not?" He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays a R300 on the bar and says slowly,"Paint...my...house"
  9. •/You're one in a million\ China has a population of billion people. One billion. That means that even if you a one in a million guy,there are still a thousand others exactly like you
  10. Was any of it even funny?

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