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Created by: blue_skies13

  1. A cop made me pull over and came to my window. He said ,Papers...' I smiled and said ,Scissors! I win!' and drove off.
  2. Math: The only place where you buy 165 melons and no one knows why.
  3. Slinkies and annoying people have so many things in common... For instance: They are both so fun to watch as the tumble down the stairs.
  4. Did you know that ,diet' stands for Did I Eat That?
  5. I changed my car horn so it sounds like shot guns. People get out of my way much faster now.
  6. If you fart in public, just yell ,JET BOOST!' and walk faster.
  7. My mother always told me if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. Now people wonder why I'm so quiet.
  8. Math: Mental Abuse To Humans.
  9. I will slap you so hard that not even Google will be able to find you!
  10. School: Six Cruel Hours Of Our Lives.
  11. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a bridge, I get in a paddle boat to save your stupid ass.
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