Funny and True Statements

Yesterday I was scouring the Internet, looking at tons of hilarious (and true) statements. Some of them really stuck out to me, so I decided to make this quiz.

This quiz has twenty-something funny and true statements that will make you laugh (I hope). They made me laugh, anyway...So, enjoy, rate and leave comments telling me your favorite quotes!

Created by: Fallout3

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  1. Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
  2. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
  3. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50/50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
  4. Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students.
  5. If a stranger offers you a piece of candy, take two.
  6. Regular naps prevent old age...especially if you take them while driving.
  7. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
  8. Don't ever take candy from strangers unless they offer you a ride.
  9. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
  10. You'd always rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring your groceries in.
  11. Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.
  12. LOL has gone from meaning 'laugh out loud' to 'I have nothing else to say'.
  13. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
  14. You can look down at your watch 3 times and still not know what time it is.
  15. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
  16. Fluffy socks: 2% comfy, 3% warm, and 95% sliding around like a ninja.
  17. Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills. Making the last car payment.
  18. I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
  19. Hear a noise while home alone. Figure out how to use every item in the room as a weapon.

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