Best Spongebob Quotes Of All Time

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Who doesn't love Spongebob? He's so silly, sweet, and enthusiastic! I've rounded up the funniest 36 quotes Spongebob has to offer; please enjoy!

Please leave a comment telling me which one was your favorite quote or if I missed one :) Don't forget to leave a nice rating as well! :) I hope you enjoy!

Created by: UnLoving

  1. Spongebob :Patrick, your genius is showing! Patrick: Where?! *covers pants*
  2. Patrick: I love you Random guy: *slams door*
  3. Plankton: F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium bombs, N is for no survival!
  4. Spongebob: Gary, go away, can't you see I'm trying to forget you? GARY! :D
  5. Plankton: You know what I'd like for my birthday? Spongebob: A booster seat? Plankton: A booster seat, hot dog! I mean, no.
  6. Squidward: Move it, I'm claustrophobic! Spongebob: That means he's afraid of Santa Clause Patrick: Ho ho ho! Spongebob: Stop it, Patrick, you're scaring him!
  7. Patrick: I'm mad because I can't see my forehead
  8. Spongebob: Aw he can't fly yet Patrick: Why not, is he stupid? Spongebob: No Patrick, he's just a baby!
  9. Spongebob: I've got the pieces! Patrick: I've got the air!
  10. Patrick: MY NAME'S....NOT....RIIIIIIIICK!
  11. Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
  12. Patrick: Did you see my underwear? Mindy: No, Patrick. Patrick: Did you want to?
  13. Mr. Krabs: That hat makes you look like a girl. Spongebob: Am I a pretty girl?
  14. Patrick: Now that we're men...I changed my underwear!
  15. Plankton: OR ELSE! Mr. Krabs: Or else what? Plankton: Hm. I don't know. I never thought I'd get this far.
  16. Squidward: Patrick, how stupid are you? Patrick: It varies.
  17. Mr. Krabs: I smell the smelly smell of something that smells...smelly.
  18. Spongebob: How can a creature that spends all of it's time underwater smell so bad?
  19. Random guy: It took us three days to make this potato salad, THREE DAYS!
  20. Spongebob: Boy, if I knew being a lifeguard meant guarding people's lives......
  21. Patrick: Sandy's a girl?!
  22. Spongebob: I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo, the study of wumbo, wumbology? C'mon, it's first grade, Spongebob!
  23. Squidward: Why don't you ask CowBob RanchPants and his friend Sir-Eats-A-Lot?
  24. Squidward: Well, thank you Farmer Brown -_-
  25. Patrick: Don't genius live in a lamp?
  26. Random guy: MY LEG!
  27. Plankton: I WILL RULE THE WORLD! Spongebob: Well good luck with that
  28. Sandy: You're about as ugly as homemade soup
  29. Squidward: Too bad Spongebob's not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here
  30. Spongebob: Patrick! Say that again. Patrick: That again Spongebob: No! What you said before- Patrick: No what you said before
  31. Squidward: Hey Patrick. I heard there was an opening at the pet shop. As some newspaper!
  32. Patrick: He only liked me for my shorts!
  33. Squidward: Clowns. Ha.
  34. Spongebob: Hey Patrick...you know what's funnier than 24? 25!
  35. Patrick: Being a grown-up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz.
  36. Patrick: Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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