What are you doing in my house???
Thread Topic: What are you doing in my house???
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Charlie watched the show, entertained by the human ways. they continued to shove spaghetti into their mouth with their hands.
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"I hope you wash your hands after that. I don't want to clean tomato sauce out of my couch." Roth said. He ate a bite of the spaghetti and was slightly disappointed by his alchemical potion. Suddenly though, he could feel a migraine coming around. He held the bridge of his nose before taking a small box off of the bookshelf and opening it to reveal a pair of glasses that he then put on. They had a slight purple tint.
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Charlie turned their head, obviously not understanding basic human functions and routines. "eh whatever" they said, their mouth full. they swallowed and continued, pointing at the screen at Gregory house. "I like him, he doesn't give a damn. " they exhaled."but I also don't like him, he's like every other jaded human." Charlie added thoughtfully.
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"wow, you get it." Roth said, slightly smiling. "I like how he always takes the case, and how his cynicism helps him get through to tough people, but the way he treats others and the way he only ever sees the bad is frustrating." Roth said
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Charlie sighed. "Most humans are that way. but all i've seen is selfishness and weird talking boxes with magic people inside, like that one" they gestured at the TV again. then finished off their spaghetti. they struggled with the sink faucet for a bit, but knowing water would come out, they got it figured it out. hesitantly, Charlie put their filthy sauce covered hands under the running water, wincing.
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"don't you know what a TV is? You make the monster thing obvious I guess." Roth said. He was starting to get bored of the medical show but he didn't know what else to watch so he just kept eating the pasta.
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Charlie rolled their eyes, ignoring Roth and shifting into a snake, coiling up and continuing to watch the show.
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When Roth finished his pasta he left the couch to wash the dishes. He was not happy to have even 2 more dishes to wash. He then had an idea. He filled the sink with water then dragged over a red icebox to the counter. The inside was filled with alchemical ingredients such as the sap of an immortal apple tree and the blood of a chimera. He then started to set up some beakers.
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"that's not weird at all." Charlie muttered as they watch Roth.
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"if you're not gonna wash the dishes, don't question how I was the dishes." Roth said before he started to add things to the beakers. Tears of selkies, the fat of an Erymanthian boar and oleander sap were mixed together. Roth then drew half a spell circle with dish soap and the other half with salt which surrounded the strange concoction. The circle started to glow as roth babbled incantations. When Roth stopped the circle dissipated and he was left with an odd looking potion that smelled like oleander.
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"isn't that more work then just washing dishes?' Charlie slithered and recoiled.
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"are you asking to wash the dishes? This is different than cleaning. Alchemy is a carefully learned skill and making potions is a hobby. Washing dishes is a pain in the ass and cleaning is a chore." Roth said
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Charlie hissed a little. "honestly, I rather like cleaning. the dungeons are filthy, and that makes cleaning a hobby." Charlie hid their head within their lengths of coils, tired and not looking for argument.
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"alrighty, dish washing can be your chore from this point on." Roth said. He took his newly brewed potion and poured in over the sink. It fizzed up like a bath bomb, then drained away seemlessly. Roth then unplugged the sink then lazily rinsed off the dishes.
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Charlie shifted into a squirrel, climbing from from the couch to the top of the window seal, exploring a little.
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