The Real Cryptids of New Transylvania

Thread Topic: The Real Cryptids of New Transylvania

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    katqueen45 Senior
    Wendy had just been cutting some onions when a sudden noise from behind him made him jump up and instinctively turn around and throw what he was holding, which happened to be a knife. It missed both DJ and Owl (who had just walked in), though very narrowly. Wendy laughed nervously when he saw that it was just DJ.

    Confessional: "I don't mind a good prank.. but remember to be careful around knives, kids!" Wendy smiles but it's more unnerving than comforting, like a threat rather than a good message.

    "DJ," Wendy tsks, like a parent to a disbehaving child. "Apologize to Owl," He says.
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    Puppet master12 Hot Shot
    “ ...He doesn’t own the concept of being an owl?” DJ said. “ Shouldn’t he apologise for being a b-tech Mothman?” They say huffily, now feeling b----y.

    ( This is especially funny for a reason I’m not sure anyone else would know? Would you like me to explain?”

    Confessional:” SKREEEEEEE”
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    Mothman was reading a book about quantum physics. They nodded along to the words, fully understanding everything of course,

    Confessional : “I actually have a degree in quantum physics and quantum mechanics. I have a lot of degrees actually, I even have a phd.” They smile as they chew on a plug socket,
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    S_E_ Senior
    Dökk muttered in frustration and turned to Mothman. "Well? Aren't you going to give me any sympathy?"

    In the kitchen, the Kraken squeaked at the others, hoping that it would help them get along.

    Meanwhile, unbeknownst to the others, something mysterious was making it's way towards the house in the form of the producers.
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    (What is the explanation?)

    Owl said "I shouldn't have to apologize for anything. You are making a mockery of my species, sir. And worse yet, you don't even know what you're saying. You could be cussing up a storm."

    Kate finally decided to come out of her room. She figured she didn't want to be a recluse.

    (Hey Puppet, have you heard of a show called Lost Tapes? It has to do with cryptids.)
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    katqueen45 Senior
    "Don't be like that, DJ," Wendy said with a little disapproving shake of his head. "Even Kraken doesn't like it when you say things like that," Wendy motions towards Kraken, who also wanted to be a peacemaker. "If you apologize now we can go to the forest together later and I won't even yell at you for scratching things into trees and trying to cause forest fires."

    Wendy had to pause in his chastising to take out the freshly baked garlic bread, luckily it wasn't burnt.
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    Puppet master12 Hot Shot
    ( Mothman , The jersey devil and owl man are all believed to be the same kind of bird. Some kind of large heron.)

    DJ scowled at Owlman. “ I’m sorry that you think that you own the concept of owl noises despite not being an actual owl. Apologise for every single time you’ve said hell, talked about New Jersey, or said the word devil.” They say looking very deadpan

    Mothman began to screech up a storm, since they were the one who predicted bad omens. DJ was holding hem near instantly.
    “ babe?” They questioned. Then cursed. “ I think those weirdos are back.”
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    S_E_ Senior
    Mothman was more correct than they knew, for in a moment The Producers had knocked on the door!

    Confessional-Dökk: "This is probably going to get edited out of the final cut, but I'm literally the personification of darkness and evil and I'm scared of the producers. Is that weird?

    The hollow sound of all five hands knocking in unison rang through the house. Dökk stepped into the hallway and looked at the door, then turned to look at the kitchen. "One of you has to open it. I'm still drenched from my cereal."

    The Kraken squealed as he heard the knocking. He shrunk down in his bowl and tried to blend in with the rocks.
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    Owl was about to yell at DJ again when he heard the knock too. He then decided to stand as far away as possible. Not out of fear, but because he was smart enough to pretend they weren't home.

    As soon as Kate came down the stairs, she heard the knock. That was when she raced back up, knowing who was there.

    Mok, not understanding the danger, got up and said "I'll get it." He opened the door and said, in a not scared voice, "Hello? Oh it's you guys again."

    Confessional-Mok: "I don't understand why everyone's afraid of these guys. They don't seem mean to me."
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    katqueen45 Senior
    Wendy made a shivering motion when he heard the knocks on the door, echoing throughout the house due to the 5 unison clanks. He decided to abandon pre-dinner and cram himself inside of a cabinet.

    Unfortunately Mok had opened the door before Wendy could hide in time. Who were they kidding anyway? No way was Wendy gonna be able to fit regardless of whether Mok had opened it or not! Feeling kind of silly, they stood back up. "Welcome again, guys! Care for some garlic bread?" Wendy asks with a nervous smile.
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    Puppet master12 Hot Shot
    DJ pulls their totally heterosexual life partner behind them with bared teeth. The spawn of Satan themselves was terrified of these guys.

    DJ: you know how rare it is for my confessionals to mean anything, and you probably won’t see this...but something about those creeps...isn’t right.

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    Mothman stayed behind DJ but didn’t look exactly pleased about the scenario. After all being dragged from your nice cozy home because of a giant lamp wasn’t always a great idea.
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    S_E_ Senior
    As the door swung open, The Producers stood watching. "Good Evening." They said in unison. "We Have An Opportunity For You."

    Dökk sank backward into the shadows of the corner. The Kraken continued to be a rock.
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    Owl tried maybe to sneak out the backdoor, to keep the illusion of him not being home.

    Mok said "Oh really? What kind of opportunity?"
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    katqueen45 Senior
    "Oh God please don't let it be another special," Wendy says, mostly to himself.

    Confessional: I still have nightmares about the Christmas disaster. I can never look at a candy cane the same way again!

    Wendy nervously crouches down and plays with the fur around his neck.
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    Puppet master12 Hot Shot
    “ is it the series finale?” DJ asks dryly as they keep Mothman out of sight.
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    Mothman hissed at the producers.
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    S_E_ Senior
    "This 'opportunity' we speak of is one of grave importance. Now that the Halloween season is over, the most publicity you can all hope for are B-rated TV documentaries. We have some lined up for you."

    Confessional: Dökk "As soon as I heard we were doing TV documentaries, I knew it was going to be an awful experience. I mean, all that work and mistreatment for a bad drawing of me to show up in a documentary that no one will watch because it airs at two in the afternoon?"

    Dökk groaned and stepped out of the shadows. "Seriously?"

    The Kraken became less rock-like and more Kraken-like.

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