Fart moments.
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Thread Topic: Fart moments.
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I have quite a few.
Once, in some boring class, the teacher stops and asks "Any questions?" and it's all quiet until I fart. The long kind, that somewhat sounds like a question.
The time when there was this test and everyone was concentrating, dead silence, and I fart. This time it was even amplified.
Farting while trying to do squats. Perfect. -
Infinity NoviceTalk about Akward. Ha!
Today I was laughing so hard at my friend, I farted and fell on the floor laughing! She did too! -
Usually if I have to fart, I do it in the hallways between classes. I try to just dust the halls so nobody knows it was me. And it's so loud there, that even when I do, nobody can hear it.
I walked into my class and immediately started talking to a friend of mine. In my head, I was still in the hallway so I let one rip. I was leaning up against a wall too, so it got louder. That flappy rough kind that make your cheeks hurt afterwords.
He stared at me, and I stared back, and we continued our conversation. xD -
^xD
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Most of the time I just fart wherever I'm at.Unless its like really quiet or something.
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Same as Sick. -
I farted on a teacher once YOLO
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Once, its was a silent reading/work time. I sneezed, and then it ended up being a sneeze-fart. Even though I was SO emmbarassed (and planning on not coming back to school the next day), I looked around, and no one even heard it.
THANK YOU SNEEZE. YOU FRICKEN SAVED MY LIFE.
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