you don't know Jack Schitt
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Thread Topic: you don't know Jack Schitt
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Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, Were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
now you know Jack Schitt. -
Interesting.....
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so....are you jack schitt's grandson? just curious...
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ork schitt.
it has a certain ring to it.... -
it does... but no.
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lol!!! did nobody else get that with the names?
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i heard that a long time ago
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Now,I know the Schitt family!
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pisa schitt and bull schitt, found that they were unable to have children so they adopted. soon the family had a new member. Big schitt. who would eventually become the world champion weight lifter.
years later Big schitt's long lost twin "uh"
was also adapted into the schitt family.
Tu schitt stood by his twin brother big schitt until he was killed in a wieght lifting accident.
uh schitt wrote the famous letter that rocked the white house
if only you could give
-uh schitt
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saw it coming.
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Why? Dude, I'm just Corpsegrinder.
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It's Norma Jean, it's the name ov a band.
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somehow i find this amusing..
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sex_me Newbielmao
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