The Internet Has Ruined Me.
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Thread Topic: The Internet Has Ruined Me.
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my
neck
still
hurts
T^T
and i'm hungry but we have like, no food at my house :') -
Hello!
You are wellcome to chat in the chatroom! -
M'kay.
i has headache and has to finish a project that's due tomorrow T^T -
bruh, i'm actually in immense p a i n
my neck h u r t s so b a d T^T -
*The squad is talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokemon gym*
Quackity, joking: Karl's just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for their kid delivery once they best their minions.
Karl: Well they would be Pokeballs. And also it's not a kid delivery. There's no f--king guarantee that a kid that comes into the beginning of my crucible makes it to the end of it undefeated.
Karl: In fact, I'm gonna stack this gym! With f--kin' pros!
Karl: It's- It's gonna be brutal. It's gonna be a torture gym.
Sapnap: Well- Well what's the theme? Are you like- is it a bug theme, or like-
Karl: YEAH, SAPNAP. UH- UH- UH- UH YEAH SAPNAP. I'M GONNA OPEN UP A BUG TYPE POKEMON GYM. YOU IDIOT.
Karl: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WANT, BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE- I WANNA SH-T OUT BADGES FOR EVERY HAM AND EGGER THAT COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR.
Quackity: *Cracking up*
Karl: YEAH, SAPNAP. 'Uhh, go Caterpie! >~>' That's me, you F--KING imbecile. 'Yeah go- uhhh- d-do your best, Kakuna!'
Karl: WHAT ARE YOU F--KING TALKING ABOU- Yeah a ~bug type~ gym.
Sapnap:
Quackity: Okaaay-
Sapnap: Alright, um, I'm gonna go. I've embarrassed myself...
Quackity: Maybe fire? Fire type?
Sapnap: Yeah fire-based? Like- have fires?
Karl: Yeah, yeah I'll probably just- That's a good idea Quackity I'll probably just do a fire type one... SO THAT ONE KID WITH ONE BLASTOISE CAN F--K UP MY WHOLE SHOP.
Karl: KILLED ALL OF US WITH ONE BLASTOISE, HUH? WOW. SH-T I SHOULD'VE-
Sapnap: Just do rock, then! Just do rock type!
Karl, voice dripping with contempt: The same Blastoise... -
George: Dream and I don’t use pet names.
Sapnap: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
George: Honey?
Dream: Yes, dear?
George:
Sapnap: Don't ever lie to my face again. -
*The group is getting into the car*
George: I’m driving.
Dream, out of view: Shotgun!
Sapnap, turning to face Dream: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Dream: WOAH-
Dream, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun* -
Jeremy: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Michael: Jeremy, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumba--. -
Jeremy: Okay, help me please!
Michael: Got two words for you.
Jeremy: I bet they won't be helpful.
Michael: Your problem.
Jeremy: I was right. -
Jeremy: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Michael: You and me!!!
Jeremy, tearing up: Okay. -
Jeremy: I was arrested for being too cool.
Michael: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence. -
Evan: You have to apologize to Connor
Jared: Fine.
Jared: 'Unf--k you' or whatever. -
Evan: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Connor: *turning to Jared* How tall are you? -
Evan: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Connor: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Evan: Yes!
Jared: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you. -
I enjoy these incorrect quote generators too much xD
Store Worker: Would a Mx. Evan please come to the front desk?
Evan, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Connor and Jared
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Connor and Jared, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Evan: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
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