Ye, as soon as I'm 18 I'm going to visit my internet friends that I do know whee they live, one in California and one in West Virginia. And if you live farther away then 10 hours from me, just plain nope. Not worth it just to give you a box of kittens, is it?
Okay, I'm fine if the one in CA comes to me instead. That's a bit of a long drive. Buuuut she was the first person I met online period, so worth it!
I literally have no idea how I would find you anyways. Put on a nametag that says "cats17" and look around to see if anyone recognizes me? Ooh that's how I should find Wooflemaker. How effective would that plan be?