So I says, I says to this guy

Thread Topic: So I says, I says to this guy

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    absol heart Hot Shot
    "Think about it. She’s out in the middle of nowhere with some dude she barely knows. She looks around her, what does she see? Nothing but open ocean. “Oh, there’s nowhere for me to run, what am I gonna do, say no?”

    amirite?
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    Jeeshan Hot Shot
    Okay. That seems really dark.
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    absol heart Hot Shot
    and hes like "Okay…that seems really dark though."
    and i tell em "No, no, it’s not dark. You’re misunderstanding me, bro."
    he quickly says he thinks he is, and i follow up and say "Yeah, you are. ‘Cause if the girl said no, then the answer obviously is no. The thing is that she’s not gonna say no, she’d never say no…because of the implication."
    but then this guy, this little s---stain, says "Now, you said that word “implication” a couple of times. What implication?"
    and because im a nice guy, i waste my breath explaining it to him by saying "The implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to sleep with me. Now, not that things are gonna go wrong for her, but she’s thinking that they will."
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    Jeeshan Hot Shot
    But it sounds like she doesn't want to have sex with you..
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    absol heart Hot Shot
    sounds like she shouldnt have got on my boat
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    nurse Novice
    that is confusing and cruel! :0
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    absol heart Hot Shot
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    I actually thought it was funny in a dark way
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    absol heart Hot Shot
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    absol heart Hot Shot
    Yall mof---as need ta wake up
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    Jeeshan Hot Shot
    yea
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    absol heart Hot Shot
    me and Jee are BORED
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    Jeeshan Hot Shot
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    absol heart Hot Shot
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    Raynefall Junior
    WE ARE AWAKE NOW!
    Hmmm can we put dark jokes here?Cuz I know PLENTY.

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