You humans make us beautiful apples look bad.
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Thread Topic: You humans make us beautiful apples look bad.
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That is just cruel, don't do that. Some of us were naturally born, some were genetically processed into infallible apples or hybrid forcefully. But we would like to be respected and keep our clan a bit more, reserved?
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:c
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Apples taste good. :o
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Don't be sad, human. We're hear to serve the purpose of your very own enjoyable consumption of our own. I wish I could eat like you humans.
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Oh you poor thing :c
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/resists urge to eat GreenApple -
Say that to the rest of the sadly deceased apples that were deteriorated by your own kinds appetite. I'm glad that me and the other sparse apples have been protected.
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Don't even think about it, you human.
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Protected by pesticides and stuff?
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Pft I only eat red apples. Green apples make me thirsty and they suck c: yellow apples taste like nothing and they shouldn't exist.
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The rest of our kind, even other vegetables have been affected by harmful chemicals and pesticides just to keep nature from destroying the crops. And now we're under protection by a group of radical, devoted vegans and vegetarians that keep us safe. So don't get snarky with me.
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Uh-huh.
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Of course, Red Delicious is mostly accepted. They're our leader and gratefully has been brought into our special protection before it was too late. She's wise and sickeningly sweet, which I don't really appreciate.
And don't say that about Golden Delicious, you idiot. -
So, you're basically jealous of Red. Makes perfect sense, she is the most succulent of all apples.
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*takes out knife* fresh cut green apples
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