How to Get a Profile Picture
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Thread Topic: How to Get a Profile Picture
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Step 1. Create a quiz dedicated to Satan.
Whether it's a quiz entirely in favor of the Dark Lord or a simple note in the introduction stating your loyalty is entirely your choice.
Step 2. Now that you're a novice, you must complete part two of the ritual. Use something, anything, to cut open (about five inches) your stomach just below the belly button. Blood should pour out. This is when you must act swiftly.
Step 3. Write "GRANDO AUTEM SATANAS" on the nearest wall. From here, a red light should fill the room as the Dark Lord decides to either accept your sacrifice or send your soul to hell. If he doesn't send you to hell, congrats!!!! You may now set a profile picture. :)
*NOTE* Don't actually do this, you twathead. -
*Cuts navel* :D
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*CLAPS*
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Esel Zerstorer NewbieI misread the instructions and only cut 3 inches below my belly button, will it still work?
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*Cuts both hands* :3
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Idk, let me know if you don't die. C:
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I hope this helped you guys. :) I f---ing hate talking out loud. :D *flips all furniture in room*
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Five inches...
*Looks below*
Nah, I'll keep my ability to multiply. -
Esel Zerstorer NewbieWhat accent is that?
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Ah, I see.
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Esel Zerstorer NewbieYour speech, I'm curious what accent you have as I couldn't figure it out.
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Oh, I'm sorry. ^^' I'm Swedish. I do try to restrain it, but it often does not work.
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