I'm being forced to go to a little child's f---ing b-day

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Thread Topic: I'm being forced to go to a little child's f---ing b-day

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    Dark22978 Hot Shot
    and my mom says she's allowed to make me go anywhere she wants me to go.
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    alex3000 Novice
    tell her; and if you tell me to jump off of a bridge am I supposed to die for what you say?
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    or not cuz that's lame

    instead do what I say

    tell her you need guavas

    when she goes to get them

    leave
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    Dark22978 Hot Shot
    yeah lol no

    I can't, Maru. It'll be at a public pool. ;-;
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    I meant right now

    Right now before you even go to the pool

    Leave home, trek all the way down here, and live your little s---ty ass beautiful f---in valuable life with me
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    Dark22978 Hot Shot
    um
    i'd love to but noes right noa
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    I'm a little offended
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    Dark22978 Hot Shot
    why
    it's 9:57 at night and I'm gonna fall asleep soon
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    fine then
    SLEEP
    it's not like you've ever cared about me OR THE BABY
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    Dark22978 Hot Shot
    NO
    I want the baby
    *clings to Maru*
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    NO YOU DON'T
    IF YOU WANTED THE BABY YOU WOULDN'T HAVE CHEATED ON ME
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    Selena112 Expert
    Sunneh
    You have a baby with that THING?!
    I thought you loved me
    You said we'd have children by the dozens
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    Tyreseonater Advanced
    Welcome back to the Maury show.
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    Babe we tried too long
    I had to find some way to conceive
    Don't you see
    We'll keep the baby for ourselves
    We can finally be a family
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    Dark22978 Hot Shot
    GIVE ME THE f---ING BABY YOU BISH
    *sobs*
    I'll share it with you and Andi

    sobs
    thing
    sob

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